Time 4 Fun!

The first few days back to work after the Holidays can be tough.  Were glad to put a smile on your faces today as you set out to make 2014 an amazing, prosperous year.

Construction Definitions

• Contractor – A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal!
• Bid opener – a poker game in which the losing hand wins
• Low bidder – a contractor who is wondering what they left out
•  Engineers estimate – the cost of construction in heaven
•  Critical path method – a management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control
•  OSHA – a protective coating made by half baking a mixture of fine print, split hairs, red tape and baloney. Usually applied at random with shot gun.
• Strike – An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chickens
• Delayed payment – a tourniquets applied at the pockets
• Completion date – The point at which liquidated damages begin
•  Liquidated damaged – the penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.