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Monday, January 6, 2014

Time 4 Fun!

The first few days back to work after the Holidays can be tough.  Were glad to put a smile on your faces today as you set out to make 2014 an amazing, prosperous year.

Construction Definitions

  • Contractor – A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal!
  • Bid opener – a poker game in which the losing hand wins
  • Low bidder – a contractor who is wondering what they left out
  •  Engineers estimate – the cost of construction in heaven
  •  Critical path method – a management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control
  •  OSHA – a protective coating made by half baking a mixture of fine print, split hairs, red tape and baloney. Usually applied at random with shot gun.
  • Strike – An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chickens
  • Delayed payment – a tourniquets applied at the pockets
  • Completion date – The point at which liquidated damages begin
  •  Liquidated damaged – the penalty for failing to achieve the impossible. 

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