Time 4 Fun (January 20,2014)

Timing...

A guy shows up late for work and his boss yelled "You should've been here at 8:30!"  The guy replied "Why?  What happened at 8:30?"

Happy Monday!  

Have a productive and safe week.  

Time 4 Fun #3

It's Monday!  Time to start another productive week.  As promised here is another joke to make your Monday brighter.  Enjoy! 

A school band was having problems with after and before school rehearsal attendance. Several students were absent each time. In fact, every student had missed at least a couple rehearsals, except for a diligent oboe player. The conductor decided to congratulate the oboe player for such faithful attendance, so at the dress rehearsal, he said to her, "Thank you for being on time to every rehearsal, unlike these other layabouts."

The girl responded, "It's the least I could do, since I can't be at the performances."

Time 4 Fun! (2)

Happy Monday!  We hope everyone had a great weekend.  As promised.. a little something to start your work week off with a smile.

Enjoy!

A receptionist who was being paid by the week approached her employer and held up her last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," she said.

"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained."

"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the receptionist answered, "but when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."


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