Time 4 Fun (January 20,2014)

Timing...

A guy shows up late for work and his boss yelled "You should've been here at 8:30!"  The guy replied "Why?  What happened at 8:30?"

Happy Monday!  

Have a productive and safe week.  

Time 4 Fun #3

It's Monday!  Time to start another productive week.  As promised here is another joke to make your Monday brighter.  Enjoy! 

A school band was having problems with after and before school rehearsal attendance. Several students were absent each time. In fact, every student had missed at least a couple rehearsals, except for a diligent oboe player. The conductor decided to congratulate the oboe player for such faithful attendance, so at the dress rehearsal, he said to her, "Thank you for being on time to every rehearsal, unlike these other layabouts."

The girl responded, "It's the least I could do, since I can't be at the performances."

Time 4 Fun! (2)

Happy Monday!  We hope everyone had a great weekend.  As promised.. a little something to start your work week off with a smile.

Enjoy!

A receptionist who was being paid by the week approached her employer and held up her last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," she said.

"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained."

"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the receptionist answered, "but when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."


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Time 4 Fun!

We hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving weekend.   Time spent with family, friends and lots of food is time well spent.  

The first day back after a long weekend is always a busy work day.  So today enjoy a short-N-sweet post to brighten up your work week.  

A construction worker dies in a fishing accident on his 40^th birthday.  He finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.  Saint Peter rushes over and shakes his hand, exclaiming proudly “CONGRATULATIONS!!!”

“Congratulations for what?” asks the construction worker. 

Saint Peter says, “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.”

The construction worker responds, “but that’s not true, I only lived to be forty.”

“That’s impossible," says Saint Peter. .  .”we added up your time sheets!!!”