Construction Definitions
- Contractor – A gambler who never
gets to shuffle, cut or deal!
- Bid opener – A poker game in which
the losing hand wins
- Low bidder – A contractor who is
wondering what they left out
- Engineers estimate – The cost of
construction in heaven
- OSHA – A protective coating made
by half baking a mixture of fine print, split hairs, red tape and baloney.
Usually applied at random with shot gun.
- Delayed payment – A tourniquets
applied at the pockets
- Completion date – The point at which
liquidated damages begin
- Liquidated damages – The penalty
for failing to achieve the impossible.
Construction Definitions When using a "Mobile Resource
Management Solution"
1.
Contractor – A "Risk Manager" who knows exactly
where he stands on all of his projects.
2.
Bid opener -
Knowing exactly what you can give and take on a project.
3.
Low bidder – No Worries!
4.
Engineers estimate – The true cost of
construction based on past projects and future projections.
5.
OSHA – No
Worries! We have all of our forms and
documentation easily accessible and correctly filled out.
6.
Delayed Payment – What? We have everything documented so well the
checks just come right in.
7.
Completion date – Right on time or ahead of
schedule.
8.
Liquidated damages – Never heard of it!